Amar Singh ke Sholay
All characters in this movie are factual. Any resemblance to any person, dead or alive, is purely intentional.
Introduction of characters and families
Flashback
Scene 1: Bachchans
There lived a perfect joint family with a motto ‘it is all about loving your family‘. They are Bachchans; Two brothers and their wives with children still obedient to their parents. All happy and loving. A perfect Karan Johar style family.
Scene 2: Ambanis
Perfect rags to riches story this one. Papa Ambani made it big and his two boys got it all. Two Ambani brothers like Karan-Arjun and Kokila Ben singing suraj kab door gagan se chanda kab door chaman se, ye bandhan to yada yada yada. A beautiful loving family right out of a Barjatya movie.
Scene 3: Dutts
Two very down to earth couple brings up 3 children. Two girls turn out just fine but the over-pampered boy goes wayward. A lot of women enter and leave boy’s life but two loving sisters remain. Any trouble; both sisters will always be by his side. Everytime Sanjay Dutt came out of all that mess was because of his two sisters’ unconditional support and love.
Enter villain
A podgy 5 footer, who donates millions to Clinton foundation and owns half the lands in UP. A married man with twins, though we never see his family anywhere. He works alone. He is Mr. Amar Singh, general secretary of Samajwadi party.
Present
Scene 1: He helps one Mr. Bachchan out from his debt and alienates him from entire film industry and his own brother. Now Amar Singh has taken his younger brother’s place. He is almost the third wheel in Jaya and Amitabh’s relation too. Not too far the day when Mr. Singh might just replace Jaya.

Scene 2: Mukesh Ambani doesn’t know what hit him. Anil and Amar are inseparable now. No Karan-Arjun anymore only Karan-Duryodhan. Kokila Ben tried every trick in her book to bring the brothers together but once you are hit by a cyclone called Mr. Amar Singh, your lives are changed forever.

Scene 3: No amount of women could change Sanjay Dutt’s closeness to his sisters. Manyata Dutt is a mere pawn; the real villain again is Amar Singh who sneakily convinced the Dutt boy to run for Lok Sabha on SP ticket. Sisters didn’t even have a clue till last minute. Now Amar Singh is like Sanjay Dutt’s elder brother.

So this is how Amar Singh works. He is the one your mother warns you against bad company. All bureaucrats, businessmen, film personalities BEWARE!!
“Pachas Pachas Kos Door Shahar Mein Jab Koi Hasta khelta parivaar rehta hai To Maa Kehati Hai, darwaaja band kardo Beta; Varna Amar Singh Aajayega”.
Note: Pictures are from Telegraph India.








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Solilo! ROFL!!!Beware of Amar Singh indeed! Do you think Sonia Gandhi needs to worry next – Rahul might be the next in line to be hijacked by Amar Singh?
You never know
This guy has some magic potion.
Too good, simply brilliant. What a cool line of thought. Way to go!!
Amar Singh ofcourse, the lesser said the better!!
The first time I heard of it I thought this was Amar Singh’s attempt to save Bombay from becoming a Banana Republic (Shobha De has warned that this might eventually happen), then I saw Sanjay Dutta the ex-drug addict, who dumped his wife to fight cancer on her own and whose daughter is hardly ever seen with him and is planning to represent the people of WHERE ?!
Amar Singh has met his match
hahahahaha
great post……
now we will find sanjay dutt talking about gun control and world peace……
Amar singh is as shady as they come…
brilliant way of putting it in this post……
That was cool and interesting writeup…
Never knew all this..As Smitha said,Amar singh may target Rahul Gandhi next..
I am seriously thinking about bringing about Amar into scene whenever I need to make spilts between my enemies
Amar Singh replacing Jaya, oh goodness!!!
wow !! I never thought of this.
However we always thought this guy is one of the biggest dalal’s of politics !!
How he works and why is Sanjay Dutt fighting from Lucknow !! I cant quite fathom ! but it should not be a surprise, Indian politics cannot be fathomed by any one !!
phew !!
lol…
im soo not fond of amar singh.. he just seems so shady to me.. but them lots of politicians seem shady to me…
mandira
GM: Yes! lesser said the better about him.
IHM: A guy who was never there for his near and dear ones is now planning to serve poor Indians, trying to be a Mahatma.
Ajit: So many scandals Amar Singh was in but nothing happens to him. Anyone who befriends him is as shady as him including the mighty Bachchans.
Nimmy: Rahul Gandhi is a tough nut to crack. Remember he already has an encyclopedia on politics written by his great grandfather Ha..ha.
Allytude: Just look at that picture and in most pictures you will find Jaya some place else.
Dhiren: According to Dutt, his mother has connections to Lucknow. Yeah right! fooling aam janta is a business.
Churning: Everyone knows about Amar Singh still these educated people esp. like Anil Ambani befriends him. Hmmm….
Hahaha……Different perspective….I like it. Amar must be enjoying the varity show. From old yet tall person to mid-sized yet kinky person to drug addict……
lol!How did I miss this one?
what an amazing way of looking at it!
”Pachas Pachas Kos Door Shahar Mein Jab Koi Hasta khelta parivaar rehta hai To Maa Kehati Hai, darwaaja band kardo Beta; Varna Amar Singh Aajayega”.
ROFL!if only you could see..:D
awesome,awesome…way to go!:D
that was awesome!!!! btw how did u get done with fotos?? photoshopped?
Massst post!
Sahaja: I photoshopped one but then got all real pictures so used all real.
Vimal: Welcome and Thanks. Qasab/Sanjay..we receive all.
Pradnya: Watch today’s news for the turn out in support of Sanjay Dutt
QI: Ha..ha.
LOL. One of the funniest post I have read in ages
The entry of Sanjay Dutt has once again proved that politics in India is meant for criminals, or rather only for criminals. Leave Mr.Qasab free and after 10 years, he would be a candidate too !
Loved it! Very apt, very funny. Want Amar Singh to read it…
Loved it! Very apt. A good observation.
I sometimes wonder where is our country’s politics heading… People like Amar Singh would stoop down to any level for making profit. Country is not at all on their priority list. And then, they are completely shameless about it
“Not too far the day when Mr. Singh might just replace Jaya.”
Well, the height’s about right, so he could replace her!
Good one!
Cheers,
Quirky Indian
Bahu ke Bapu and Bapu ke dost and Bapu ki Biwi and Bapu ke Dost ka Beta and Bapu ke this and Bapu ke that! See the connection. All Amar Shady Singh had to get was Bapu and he was a made man!
Kiran: Missed ya! Bapu
Poonam: Amar Singh has now brought Samjwadi party into national level big time.
I laughed at your descriptions, even though I know some of them were facts.
Wow, that is a very interesting insight. It is so true. I think Amar Singh has replaced Jaya
What a coincidence,I used the same Sholay dialogue yesterday on my post?
Very well written post.This is my first visit to your blog.I will be a regular visitor.
Ritu: Ha..Ha.
Prerna: I saw that and I was surprised myself.
Great minds think alike
Nice humorous post, Solilo! Nobody seemed to miss the hattrick that Amar Singh scored in family feuds! Would have linked this post to mine – had I known about it!
hilarious
I googled Amar Singh afterwards and wasted precious 2 hours
you are too good
How the hell did I miss this one . Awesome . Kickass ! Bind-ass ! Jhakk-ass !
me: Kislay, this was when I was pretty new to blogging
. Ha…ha..ha..